What the babies are talking about....

when they think we're not listening.

Oh yes, they are never too young to start gossiping, and they talk about EVERYTHING!

"Yeah girl, I have a few minutes to talk, my mommy is checking the mail so that gives me at least a minute and a half. I know, my mommy is silly too, she thinks that I'm over here playing with the grass!"

"Oh, no she didn't! She did not use the 'W' word!

Girl, you cannot let her wean you!"

"Oh, no! Do you think she told my mommy? What if she tries it too? That is so not funny. This is too serious!"

"Ha, ha, ha! See girl, this is why we are best friends! Bite her, why didn't I think of that? Great plan! Here she comes. Gotta go, buh-bye."

I could not make this up if I tried!

Really...

Would I stretch the truth?